The sun will come up tomorrow. The pimple on your forehead will fade away by the weekend. Your business card will sound more impressive in a couple of years. The person you met at the bar will call you, or at least text you anyway. Your bum doesn’t look big in that dress. People will come to your party. No employer will ever ask to see your high school reports. You will find that thing you’ve lost. There is another train coming in 8 minutes. You can’t be great at everything. That deadline can be extended. Chocolate won’t kill you. He wasn’t right for you anyway. Your fringe will grow out again. Your friends think you’re funny. Family will always be there. Everything’s gonna be alright.