Easter is almost three months away — 82 days away to be precise! Which means, in 81 days time, I’ll venture down to the shops and buy some chocolate eggs and bunnies, ready to hide around the yard on Easter Sunday morning for my 4-year-old kid to find. I will not buy them now, just a few days after Christmas! I just don’t need them sitting in my cupboard that long. If I want chocolate now, I’ll buy a block of it, not a bunny of it. I don’t know anyone who needs to buy Easter Eggs now actually, so why the hell are our supermarkets selling them already? Dickheads.